2010
04.06

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AL East Yankees
AL Central Twins
AL West Mariners
AL Wild Card Angels

NL East Phillies
NL Central Cardinals
NL West Giants
NL Wild Card Rockies

AL Champ Yankees
NL Champ Phillies
World Series Winner Phillies in 6

MVP AL: Joe Mauer NL: Albert Pujols
CY Young AL: Felix Hernandez NL: Roy Halladay

1. The Phillies and Yankees will both win 110 games. No other team will win 100.
2. Red Sox pitching will lead the league in lowest ERA and lowest runs scored.
3. The Red Sox will be bottom 3 in the MLB in runs scored.
4. The Red Sox will finish third in the AL East.
5. No player in baseball will hit over 40 HR.
6. Ellsbury will steal more than 75 bases.
7. Ortiz will be traded by June 1.
8. Mike Lowell will be the full time DH for the Red Sox. He will hit over 25 HR.
9. The sellout streak at Fenway will end.
10. No MLB player will be suspended for PED’s.
11. There will be multiple players suspended for Substance Abuse.
12. Oakland will make official plans to relocate to a different city.
13. Albert Pujols will hit for the triple crown.
14. There will be zero no hitters.
15. The Twins will only play 159 games.
16. This will be the lowest rated World Series ever.
17. The Mets will fire the Manager and GM after they finish 4th in the NL East.
18. The Dodgers will be huge sellers. They will trade Manny Ramirez, Andre Ethier and Matt Kemp.
19. A broadcaster will die.
20. Jon Lester will win 20 games. No other Red Sox starter will win more than 10.

2010
04.04

2010 Baseball Predictions

So after my abysmal performance on my 2009 predictions, I have decided it would be a good idea to do it again in 2010. Personally, I think I will do even worse than last year, but making one correct, really out there idea would make me feel really good.
So, without further ado:

AL East: Red Sox
AL Central: Twins
AL West: Mariners
AL Wild Card: Yankees
NL East: Phillies
NL Central: Cardinals
NL West: Diamondbacks
NL Wild Card: Dodgers
AL Champ: Mariners
NL Champ: Phillies
World Series Champion: Phillies
MVP AL: Ichiro Suzuki NL: Chase Utley
CY Young AL: Zach Grienke NL: Roy Halladay

1. The Phillies will win the NL East by 10+ games.
2. Jacoby Ellsbury will steal over 100 bases.
3. There will be 5 Red Sox with 20 HR.
4. The Phillies will have the lowest ERA in baseball.
5. The Red Sox will have the 2nd lowest ERA in baseball, Diamondbacks 3rd.
6. Ichiro will break his own hits record.
7. Nomar’s name will be on the steroids list, and he will come clean.
8. Jason Heyward will hit under .270/20/90
9. There will be 10 teams in baseball that have a higher AVG. than the Yankees.
10. 2010 will bring the most no hitters in a single season (modern era) 1990 and 1991 had 7 each.
11. The Red Sox will have the best fielding percentage in baseball.
12. The Cubs will lose in game 163.
13. The Angels will go from first last year to worst this year (in their division).
14. Manny Ramirez will hit under .280/30/100
15. Alex Rodriguez will hit over .300/50/125
16. Victor Martinez will hit over .290/30/100
17. Chase Utley will win the Triple Crown
18. Papelbon will blow more than 10 saves this season.
19. Roy Halladay will win 25 games this season.
20. The Red Sox will win the division on the last game of the season.