04.06

AL East Yankees
AL Central Twins
AL West Mariners
AL Wild Card Angels
NL East Phillies
NL Central Cardinals
NL West Giants
NL Wild Card Rockies
AL Champ Yankees
NL Champ Phillies
World Series Winner Phillies in 6
MVP AL: Joe Mauer NL: Albert Pujols
CY Young AL: Felix Hernandez NL: Roy Halladay
1. The Phillies and Yankees will both win 110 games. No other team will win 100.
2. Red Sox pitching will lead the league in lowest ERA and lowest runs scored.
3. The Red Sox will be bottom 3 in the MLB in runs scored.
4. The Red Sox will finish third in the AL East.
5. No player in baseball will hit over 40 HR.
6. Ellsbury will steal more than 75 bases.
7. Ortiz will be traded by June 1.
8. Mike Lowell will be the full time DH for the Red Sox. He will hit over 25 HR.
9. The sellout streak at Fenway will end.
10. No MLB player will be suspended for PED’s.
11. There will be multiple players suspended for Substance Abuse.
12. Oakland will make official plans to relocate to a different city.
13. Albert Pujols will hit for the triple crown.
14. There will be zero no hitters.
15. The Twins will only play 159 games.
16. This will be the lowest rated World Series ever.
17. The Mets will fire the Manager and GM after they finish 4th in the NL East.
18. The Dodgers will be huge sellers. They will trade Manny Ramirez, Andre Ethier and Matt Kemp.
19. A broadcaster will die.
20. Jon Lester will win 20 games. No other Red Sox starter will win more than 10.
What a great self-portrait – will probably end up being the most accurate thing about this post!
I agree with Brian…maybe I can photoshop this into our official wedding photo right over his face?